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Ayyayaya Koko-ro Jumbo Ayyayai!

11 Jan

Kokoro Ramen
157-159 Lonsdale Street
Melbourne VIC 3000
+61 3 9650 1215

You wouldn’t expect ramen to be on your list of top things to eat in the middle of summer but when Melbourne’s weather starts playing up (WTF? Snow this weekend?), a delicious and comforting bowl of ramen would certainly not go astray – especially since a new ramen restaurant, Kokoro Ramen, opened up on Lonsdale Street only a few weeks ago. Given that both Dave and I work in the vicinity of Kokoro Ramen, we decided to try this place out after work last night.

The restaurant opens for dinner at 5pm, great for early diners like us (which is essentially another way of saying that we’re old *sob*). They have, however, decided to extend their hours to cater to the lunch time crowd so I’m guessing that those with a craving for ramen at 3:30pm would be sated.

Apparently, the ramen they serve at Kokoro is pretty close to the real thing. From the extensive menu, you can choose from a variety of flavoured tonkotsu (pork bone) bases, including miso and soy either with pre-selected toppings or you can build your own from a list of ingredients. Feeling hungry and indecisive at the same time? You can get the ramen with ‘the lot’ for $23.

After ordering at the counter (but not waiting patiently behind a pair of teenyboppers who took FOREVER to make their selections), we made our way back to our table and waited patiently for our food to come. It wasn’t long between our shared entrée of 10 gyoza ($5.50) arrived. For $5.50, the gyozas were definitely a steal. I loved their delicate yet sturdy, paper-thin skins and their ultra-crispy bottoms as well as the soy dipping sauce that had a small hint of chilli in it. What didn’t impress me as much, however, was the filling for it lacked in pork but had a motherload of cabbage and garlic.

I ordered a tonkotsu shio (pork bone and chicken base with salt) ramen with chashu ($12). In hindsight, I should have ordered a ramen with a tonkotsu shoyu (soy) base for I felt that this soup was too salty. This was surprising given how I am normally a sodium fiend. That said, I did appreciate the clarity of the soup which had very little, if any, MSG though others would probably say that it was verging on the edge of blandness – something that I would have agreed to if I was in a grumpier mood that night.

Elsewhere, the hand-made noodles were surprisingly thinner than what I’m used to. Whether they’re actually of this width in Japan, I’m not sure. They were amazingly chewy and firm, giving way to a bite that’s bigger than Bill’s from True Blood. They were also generous with the slices of chashu (roast pork) which were thick and the edges, appropriately fatty. I also give props to the tea-smoked egg which was still gooey in the middle (though it has nothing on the tea-smoked eggs that they serve in ramens at Don Too at night) and the sprinkling of roasted sesame seeds in the broth. The whole thing was light, yet filling and it would have easily been the best ramen I’ve eaten had it not been for the overly salty-slash-bland-and-omg-is-that-an-oxymoron broth which counted for, well, almost everything.

Dave chose better with his tonkotsu miso (pork bone base with soybean paste) ramen with butter and corn ($14.50). There was a civilised balance between the levels of nuttiness and spiciness which already meant that it was better than my ramen. The sweet corn kernels also brought out the beautiful flavours, and the melted slabs of butter gave the broth a slightly creamy texture. They also popped in a couple of slices of charshu in the mix, too.

I’m not sure what to think of this place. On one hand, I liked Dave’s ramen whereas mine was a bit ‘meh’ largely thanks to the broth which didn’t exactly get me as excited as seeing a photo of Tim Tebow’s shoulders. I also liked the fact that they didn’t use a lot of, if any, MSG in their broth. The problem, however, is that this made their tonkotsu shio broth almost bland. So while I’m glad that there is another ramen restaurant in Melbourne, I think that, for now, I’ll stick to Don Too or Momotaro Rahmen should I need my ramen fix.

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I’m In The Haus

1 Jan

Hofbräuhaus
18-24 Market Lane
Melbourne VIC 3000
+61 3 9663 3361
www.hofbrauhaus.com.au/

If you’ve made a resolution to lose weight, get fitter, lead a healthier lifestyle or any of the above combinations this year, here’s how to NOT spend the last few hours of 2011:

  • Share five plates of dumplings at Hu Tong between two people (yes, we managed to eat every single dumpling!).
  • Have beers, cocktails, schnapps and apple strudels at the German restaurant next door.
  • Down several glasses of vodka and lemonade/cranberry at a NYE clubbing event.
  • Eat a curry pie from Pie Face immediately after the compulsory viewing of Melbourne city’s fireworks show.
  • Go back to aforementioned NYE clubbing event to use up the remaining free drinks card to score more vodka, instead of resting like the old people we are.

Trust me, you’ll spend most of January 1st 2012 curled up in bed in a foetal position a la Morrissey, feeling sorry for yourself.

That said, I don’t believe in regrets. Although our stomachs and probably our brains were paying for it this morning, Marty and I certainly didn’t regret walking into said German restaurant, Hofbräuhaus, after dinner last night for ‘just one drink.’ Having been frequent diners of various Market Lane institutions over the past couple of years, the fact that we’ve never stepped into Hofbräuhaus is astounding. Almost as astounding as our heroic dumpling-eating efforts at Hu Tong only a few moments ago. We were full after three servings of chilli oil dumplings and two steamers of xiaolongbao (as you would) so why we thought that having a drink immediately afterwards instead of going back to our hotel to rest our tummies was a good idea, I don’t know.

An offshoot of the original Hofbräuhaus am Platzl, the world’s most famous beer hall, in Munich, Melbourne’s Hofbräuhaus has been pouring many, many litres of Hofbräuhaus beer since 1968. Hofbräuhaus beer  is manufactured by Munich’s state-owned brewery with the same name, and is served in Hofbräuhausers all around the world. Melbourne’s Hofbräuhaus has also churned out hearty German fare and provided live music for dinner patrons in addition to the beers. Looking at all the diners tucking into steroid-like portions of pork knuckles, schnitzels and bratwursts kind of made me wish that we had come here for dinner instead of having dumplings (not that our dumplings weren’t fantastic but, you know, food envy) but hey, there’s always next time. Instead, we just headed to the bar to order some drinks.

I started off with a cocktail, an apple, mint, lime, lemonade and vodka one ($11.50), perfect on a balmy summer evening. I apologise for the fact that only a fraction of the cocktail glass appears in the frame – the only other photo of the cocktail (i.e. a FULL glass) happened to have Marty’s face in the background and he’d get sooky if I posted that pic up so unfortunately, this would have to do. Although they were a little tight on the alcohol content, my cocktail made up for it in taste. So fresh, so light and so zesty – it was the perfect drink for a balmy summer evening. I’m definitely going to be making this at home all summer long. Meanwhile, Marty ordered a one litre glass mug of Hofbräu Dunkel ($22), a dark beer which existed in Munich long before the arrival of light-coloured beers. Marty and I were just as wowed by the impressive, thick, creamy head that was formed during the pouring process as we were by the beer’s beautiful balance of spiciness, maltiness and sweetness. It was also surprisingly very light to drink, though drinking a litre of it is certainly no easy task!

We also decided to share an apple strudel ($12.50), just because. A generous slab of strudel arrived, surrounded by a custard-y vanilla cream and a scoop of vanilla ice cream and berries. Meanwhile, pistachio crumbs and chocolate flakes made it pretty. Although the strudel filling was delicious, the pastry lacked the required crispiness that I’m accustomed to (trust me, you have NOT tasted a good strudel if you’ve never tried a Corica apple strudel from Perth) so it wasn’t fantastic. That said, I’ve yet to come across a better-tasting strudel in Melbourne so I’ll give fair props to this one.

Just when we were about to keel over thanks to what seemed like a zillion grams of carb intake, we decided that having a shot of schnapps each would be THE most fantastic idea ever. No photos here, but I had a sour apple schnapps while Marty opted for his personal favourite, butterscotch ($6.50). I can’t vouch for Marty’s one, but drinking mine was like being punched in the mouth by a sour apple warhead on ‘roids – yep, that good. Had we been less sensible, we probably would have gone down the rest of the schnapps list, starting from non-sour apple finishing with chocolate. Next time.

We loved our time at Hofbräuhaus – the drinks were fantastic, and the staff so charming and friendly, with the presence of busty dirndl-clad waitresses being an obvious plus for many of the male patrons! The rich, homely dishes are probably a bit too much for me while the weather is this hot but they’re sure to be amazeballs when the temperature cools down.

Your Rising Sun, My Noodle Kingdom Comes

23 Dec

Noodle Kingdom (Swanston Street)
264 Swanston Street
Melbourne VIC 3000
+61 3 9650 1818

I’ve been meaning to use the Christmas downtime during work to catch up on my blog-writing. Unfortunately, a killer hangover followed by a killer cold followed by compulsory viewing of a killer Glee Christmas special last night combined with general cbf-ness (of the killer kind, naturally) meant that my endeavours to blog have been delayed. Fear not, folks, for I’m feeling a bit more chipper today so I’m using this opportunity to write a review before I start to get irritable again in time for late night last-minute shopping at Doncaster Shoppingtown tonight. Good times.

So the other day, I caught up with my good mate, Matt, for a bite after work. Our initial plan was to try out that Taiwan Café joint which seems to be astonishingly popular at the moment, but we were discouraged once we reached the venue and saw a queue *this* big outside. As I frantically looked around Swanston Street, trying to find an alternative venue that wasn’t a Thai or Vietnamese place, we saw a spanking brand, new restaurant in place of the old Chinatown Dumpling Restaurant, Noodle Kingdom. Probably the third or so franchise in the ever-popular Northern Chinese noodle chain that started off on Russell Street before branching out to Preston (or was it the other way around?). Since I had a massive craving for dumplings and since easy-going Matt usually agrees with whatever I suggest, we ended up crossing the road where we were greeted by a smiling waitress who told us to take the elevator (yes, elevator!) to the second floor of the restaurant.

Flower Drum, they were not – though they certainly did try with the elevator and the better-than-average furniture – but they did alright in terms of friendliness, efficiency and good customer service for a cheap noodle restaurant. Drinks were refilled promptly and dishes were served with a smile (even if they did take a while to arrive). Despite the longer-than-normal-at-noodle-and-or-dumpling-restaurants wait, we barely noticed that the delay anyway as we spent a good portion of the evening giggling over stalkerish losers we knew (both of who coincidentally happen to work in IT).

We decided to share three dishes. First up, a plate of pan-fried pork dumplings (12 pieces for $8.50). Each thick-skin beauty was filled with a generous glop of pork and coriander mixture which had a sweet edge to it. I don’t normally like dumplings (or any savoury dish, for that matter) which err on the sweet side but for some reason, I thought these weren’t bad at all. Plus, I had good ol’ chilli oil to diffuse some of the sweetness. Meanwhile, the skins were as thick as the cankles of this annoying lady I work with but surprisingly not soggy or overly doughy. That said, the dumplings could have done with a bit more time in the hot oil for extra crispiness.

On par with the pan-fried dumplings were the xiaolongbaos, or ‘steamed Shanghai pork dumplings,’ (7 pieces for $8). Like the pan-fried dumplings above, the fillings in these beauties were generous, however that meant that there was less breathing room for the all-important soup. Thus, the amount of soup we got in each dumpling was negligible. Oh, and the skins were perhaps a bit thicker than what I’m used to as well when it comes to eating xiaolongbaos.  Sure, they were tasty enough but I’d rather my xiaolongbaos come from Hu Tong’s kitchen, thanks.

We were originally going to get one noodle dish each, but thankfully we played it safe and ordered just one to share between us for we were half-full by this stage. Although I had my eye on some dan-dan noodles, it was actually Matt who chose a bowl of beef brisket in noodle soup ($9.50) for us. And I’m glad I agreed with his choice. A surprisingly big bowl of steaming hot beef-flavoured broth filled with slippery, long hand-pulled wheat noodles arrived as we were munching on our dumplings. And although we both found the amount of beef brisket in our bowl annoyingly minuscule and the length of the noodles a pain in the arse (chipping them away with chop sticks proved to be a challenge for the two of us), we both thought this noodle soup was a winner. We both loved the stock soup that would have been slowly cooked for hours and hours, allowing the flavours of the beef bone to seep and permutate with the beautiful spices and coriander – lots of it. Oh yeah. What really made the dish a winner, however, were the noodles. The beautiful long, ribbons of slippery, un-even, chewy, gluten-y goodness. Hell yeah.This is a dish that’s definitely one to return to for winter.

As we departed the restaurant – via the lift – I kept asking myself why I hadn’t visited any other Noodle Kingdom before this dinner for the noodles we had were pretty damn good. Even the dumplings, which were not the best we’ve had, we were still on the ‘yeah, I’d do her again’ side. After running out of cheap and nearby CBD places to have dinner at, Matt and I are now glad that we have a venue that we can return to in a rush if we ever feel like talking about stalkers over noodles, and the odd side of dumplings.

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Yakety Yak

15 Dec

Yak Bar Pasta Artigianale
150 Flinders La
Melbourne VIC 3000
www.yakbarfood.com.au

In a desperate attempt to gain a bit of weight (yes, gain), I’ve been eating quite a lot of carb-heavy foods lately. Instead of bringing in beef and chicken salads, salmon steaks, and lean mince-based dishes to lunch every day, I’ve been lugging in massive BPA-free containers of stir-fries on mountains of white rice and pastas. Lots of pastas. Being a lover of Italian food (and culture, and men), you’d think that this wouldn’t be a problem for me (all the pasta I can eat? Wow-WEE!) but truth be told, I’m so over pasta! Mind you, I probably say that because I cook mediocre pasta dishes at home for dinner so that by the time lunch comes around the following day, said mediocre pasta dish is no longer mediocre but simply crapolla.

If all my pasta lunches came straight from the kitchens of Yak Bar Pasta Artigianale, however, I wouldn’t be so whiny. And I don’t think my dining partner, Dave, would whinge, either. We both went to this formerly-featureless-pub-turned-artisan-pasta-bar a few Wednesday nights ago to try their famed Vincigrassi, a traditional offal lasagne dish that’s been lauded by food critics. After downing a drink each at the bar area of the premises, we were led to the dining area towards the back of the restaurant where cloth-lined tables stood empty except for one or two that already had elderly patrons sitting on them.

We nibbled on some olives and bread while we studied the menu. Although Yak specialises in pastas (which only come in one size – they don’t come in entree/main sizes, here), there is also a small selection of non-pasta dishes such as lamb shanks, fish and veal for those who aren’t big on pasta. Bypassing the entrée menu and going straight to the mains, the two of us eventually chose two different pasta dishes – and not one of them was the famous Yak Vincigrassi. I can’t decide whether it was the offal that had put us wimps off or whether we felt that our eventual choices, at the time, sounded more appealing and ‘wow’ than the lasagne, though.

I had the bread maltagliati with prawns, fennel, saffron, tomato and white wine ($24). Maltagliati is essentially pasta sheets that have been chopped up into random shapes, or the unwanted leftover bits of pasta that usually gets discarded at the end of the pasta-making process. The lovely pieces of jaded pasta intertwined neatly with prawns so fresh that you could really taste the sea in the flesh and a subtle tomato-based sauce that was accentuated with hints of fennel, saffron and white wine. You could also tell that the sauce had been infused by prawn heads, giving it that distinctively nutty and salty edge to it. The whole thing tasted amazing, but what I really loved about the dish was the texture of the pasta – it was silky, yet coarse at the same time thanks to the breadcrumbs that were kneaded in the dough before being pressed out of the pasta machine. Delicious.

Dave had the tagliatelle with veal, mortadella and eggplant involtini poached in pomodoro ($24). For some reason, I sensed a bit of Wiener schnitzel action happening, I dunno why given that the lovely piece of veal was slow-cooked rather than crumbed. Man, I’m weird sometimes. But anyway, Dave’s dish was just as delicious as mine – the meat was so tender and buttery thanks to the slow-cooking process and the tomato sauce in which it was cooked in (why couldn’t they just say tomato instead of trying to be all fancy by saying ‘pomodoro’?! pfft) held the slippery ribbons of pasta, the mortadella and the eggplant involtini together brilliant. Effortlessly smooth.

We were pretty much full at this stage and thankful that we didn’t order an entrée each. Strangely enough, however, we both had just enough room for a dessert to share so we ordered a serving of Italian donuts stuffed with pistachio ice cream and served with baked blood orange ($12.50). I’ve never had Italian donuts, known as bomboloni, before but I guessed that they’d be similar to the Greek loukamades or the Turkish delight donuts that are famous at Maha. They were very similar to the aforementioned donuts, but not as crunchy on the outside. Nevertheless, they tasted great with the pistachio ice cream, all gritty and delicious, contrasting very nicely with the slightly sour baked blood orange .

The pasta at Yak is definitely worth gaining weight for. It’s delicious, reasonably priced and the portions, while not Sofia’s restaurant humungous, certainly fill you up. Not long after this dinner, Dave went back to try the Vincigrassi after kicking himself in the head for not trying it the first time. Apparently it was slightly on the small side and while it was wonderful, the pastas we had above represented better value for money. Great, now I feel like pasta…

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You Understand? They Were Odd Fellas

12 Dec

Oddfellows Hotel
33-35 Little Lonsdale Street
Melbourne VIC 3000
+61 3 9663 3437
http://www.oddfellowshotel.com/

It’s been a while since I caught up with my friend, Mitch, and a while since I had a really good wood-fire pizza. So when my mate, Mitch, asked for a long-awaited catch-up at the same time a PR blast about Oddfellows Hotel’s artisan wood-fire pizzas landed in my inbox, I thought it would be good to hit two birds with one stone.

If you’ve never heard of Oddfellows, don’t feel too bad. Its unfortunate location on the other end of the city (relative to where I work) means that I probably would have never heard of its existence if it weren’t for the e-mail, which claimed that Oddfellows boasted ‘THE best artisan pizzas in Melbourne.’ Mmmm, big call. Secondly, it’s located just off Lt Lonsdale Street so while it’s only a hop and a jump away from the ever-popular Madame Brussels bar, it’s a bit hard to find. Once you arrive, however, you are greeted by the warm smiles of the owner, Angelo, who, during our meal, continued to provide friendly and efficient service. The menu itself is pretty pub food-ish, with a few modern tweaks to appease food snobs. Think The Metropolitan on William Street, which used to be a regular trivia joint for me and my colleagues (funnily enough, I’ve never written a review of that place – that’s on my ‘to do’ list), but with less diners, even on a Tuesday night.

Given that Oddfellows is all about the pizzas, Mitch and I decided to go with two pizzas to share. First up, the norcina ($17). This pizza was chosen because the e-mail claimed it to be a staff favourite and on paper, I can see why. Topped with pork and fennel sausages, caramelised onion, mozzarella and Napoli sauce, the combination sounded very tempting indeed. Combine that with a dough that’s been mixed in with beer to give it a malty flavour, you can also see why I had somewhat high expectations. Unfortunately, it didn’t really induce a helluva lot of ‘foodgasms’ on our end – the whole thing was perhaps a little bit flat (I wonder what beer they used in the dough…), and the caramelised onions were a bit too acidic and sour for our tastes – this brought down what could have been a ‘yeah, not bad, hey?’ pizza. Having said that, though, at least they weren’t as bland as the pizzas they serve at The Metro.’

We both, however, thought the saporita was good ($17). Slices of mushrooms and salami shared a mixed tomato-bechamel base with a winning cheese duo of parmesan and mozzarella. Again, the foodgasms never arrived but we were both satisfied with our choice – the pizza didn’t have the oomph that Ladro’s awesome flat pizzas will ever have but for a dime-a-dozen CBD pub-type pizza, it was decent. Way better than The Metro.’

Both Mitch and I couldn’t see ourselves recommending this place for pizza any time soon. Why, when there are better pizza places in the suburbs? I will, however, be very keen to bring my work boys over to Oddfellows for a spot of trivia as they apparently do trivia on Wednesday nights. I mean, why not? The pizzas are better than the Metro’ and hey, the fact that there is less of a crowd at Oddfellows means that we’re more likely to win at trivia, right?

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Oxford Scholar Town

7 Dec

Oxford Scholar Hotel
427 Swanston St
Melbourne VIC 3000
+61 3 9663 1619
http://www.theoxfordscholar.com.au/

For some reason, mid-week post-work catch-ups (wow, three dashes in a row!) are more fun in the summer months. I don’t know about you, but there’s something about leaving an air-conditioned office and stepping out into 30 degree heat and enjoying several more hours of sunshine with a good mate or two, and some alcohol. What started off as a casual Welcome-Back-To-Melbourne drinks session with my old work colleague, Rob, last night turned into an interesting trivia night of all sorts. Having arrived back in Melbourne for good after a year-long stint at his work’s Canberra office, Rob decided to catch up with two of his favourite ex-workmates (and a non-workmate friend, who happens to be engaged to one of his favourite ex-workmates – the one that isn’t me). We must have spent forever trying to find a bar that was 1) open on Tuesday evenings, 2) within walking distance of our two respective workplaces, 3) had cider on tap and 4) didn’t have hipster patrons. In the end, we ended up at Oxford Scholar, unofficially RMIT university’s student pub hangout.

The plan was to just talk, gossip and bitch over pints of Bulmers and glasses of wine but we ended up joining the trivia competition that they were running on the night. Entering with the team name of “Golden House 888 Lucky” (don’t ask), we set off to beat all the other jokers who filled every other table in the house. Despite our strong start, our lack of local geography knowledge meant that we ended up bombing spectacularly. If we didn’t know that Nabisco (and not Nestlé) manufactured Oreo cookies and had no idea Walmart (and not some mining giant) was the company that made the most revenue in 2010, I’d say that it’s pretty clear that neither of us would ever be admitted into Oxford University. Still, the laughter continued, the drinks kept coming and so did the cursing. As for the food? Well, I played it safe by sticking with the good ol’ pub classic, the humble chicken parma ($16).

Oxford Scholar’s chicken parma isn’t the best, but it’s not the worst I’ve had. It wasn’t overly big compared to others I’ve had, but the fact that there was no sign of dry breast meat (a cardinal sin) made up for it. Taste-wise, I felt that the Napoli sauce could have done with a bit more flavour (you know when there’s something not quite right when the flavour is coming from the Virginian ham, and not the sauce) and the chips, which weren’t overly crunchy, were cooked in very old tallow which gave them a slightly nasty smell. That said, I ate it all (mostly because I was so friggin’ hungry) and it wasn’t overly expensive anyway.

Next time, though, I think I’ll follow Rob’s lead and go for one of the pasta dishes as they do a $12 pasta special on Tuesday nights. And brush up on my geography before the next trivia night, perhaps. Heh!

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Siglo Fire

4 Dec

Siglo Bar
Level 2, 161 Spring Street
Melbourne VIC 3000
+61 3 9654 6300

I am so friggin’ excited about the arrival of summer. As the weather gets warmer, as the Aussie cricket team fires up and as gyms get more crowded due to the influx of people desperately trying to get ripped bodies before summer musical festival season approaches, there are many more flocking to Melbourne’s many rooftop bars to soak in the sun’s rays while they down a glass or two of whatever poison takes their fancy. Okay, so writing this entry while it’s sixteen degrees outside (yes, SIX-EFFING-TEEN!) is somewhat ironic but it’s supposed to be much warmer next weekend so why not get my readers revved up before then, right?

One of my favourite rooftop bars is Siglo, another player in restaurateur and bar-dude-king-person Con Christopoulos’ empire that spans several corners of the city. On Spring Street alone, he’s got The European, City Wine Shop and Melbourne Supper Club covered but it’s Siglo that post-theatre patrons, lovebirds and after-work drinkers like to talk about. Yes, the jewel in Christopoulos’ empire that shines as  brightly as the illuminated Parliament House across the road does when the sun goes down. It was a favourite drinking hole of mine last summer and it’ll definitely be a place that I’ll frequent this summer, when I’m not flying to Queensland, frantically studying for my supplementary exam or cheering the Aussies on at the Boxing Day Test.

The only time I bothered to take photos at this place was when I organised The Bar Crawl To End All Bar Crawls with the boys sometime in February this year. After already having been to three bars, we went to Siglo as clouds started to form and rain started to threaten on an already humid evening. Thankfully, the rain held off the entire time we were sitting on the rooftop that was only flimsily sheltered by table umbrellas. To start, the boys had various beers of various origins and descriptors while I opted for a glass of Brown Magpie 2006 Pinot Noir ($10), a rich red from Geelong with a seductive mocha and spiced maraschino cherry taste, and one of the few local ones amidst an extensive list of Tuscan and French wines.

We nibbled on some party pies (three for $8.50) which were apparently home-made, but they were liveless lifeless (hello, Marty!) and boring as fruck. The same could also be said about the crappy quality photo above but that’s beside the point. I did like the moorish tomato chutney that came with the pies but sadly, good sauces can’t disguise bad pies. I’m better off buying a packet of frozen four ‘n’ twenties from Woolies – at least you can get four times as many pies for that price.

Far better (and thankfully so) were the Ćevapi sausage rolls (three for $9), a flavoursome Balkan twist on the children’s party classic. I loved the flaky and oh-so-buttery pastry skins as much as I loved the rustic pork fillings that were sinfully full of flavour thanks to the all the paprika and garlic that mixed in well with the pork mince. This is another one to add to my ever-growing list of Things That I will Attempt To Make On My Own One Day.

I also liked the croquettes (three for $12) that came with a tart mustard aioli. Perfectly-formed oval discs covered in panko crumbs encased a lusciously velvety filling of smoked eel, jamon and cheese – they were delicious despite the fact that I could barely taste the smokiness amongst all the saltiness. Yep, they were a little on the salty side but thank goodness for the wedge of lemon that was provided to cut through the sodium onslaught.

I would have loved to order a toasted sandwich (maybe a croque monsieur or a Welsh rarebit with anchovies?) but alas, we still had a handful of bars to visit (and subsequently more snacks to devour and drinks to smash down) so we reluctantly said goodbye to Siglo’s chequered floors, attentive waitresses and their impressive cigar glass cabinet. But not to fear, we’ll be back again this summer.

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Look At The Mess You’ve Made

29 Nov

The Mess Hall
51 Bourke Street
Melbourne VIC 3000
+61 3 9654 6800
http://www.themesshallmelbourne.com/

I’ve been nursing a fever the last few days. And by nursing, I mean getting as much sleep as I can in between bouts of How To Make It In America (which, to me, is essentially just a poor man’s version of Entourage, but with jeans), organising a birthday trip for my idiotic-but-better-looking half to Cairns and purchasing copious amounts of non-essential and will-probably-only-wear-once rubbish off karmaloop.com. Today, however, saw me become slightly more productive. After spending a good portion of the morning gleefully choosing subjects for next year (goodbye (and eff you) Monash LLB and hello Masters of Publishing and Communications at Melbourne uni!), I managed to haul my ass to my local GP to get a medical certificate for work and do a bout of grocery shopping. I bought an array of wonderful and healthy things such as salad greens, capsicums, nuts, organic full cream milk and cherries… and then celebrated my haul by treating myself to a fillet o’fish meal and a side of McBites at Maccas.

Oh dear.

So what did all that have to do with this post? Well, nothing, really. Then again, since when did this blog ever made any sense? … yeah, EXACTLY.

So anyway. The Mess Hall. Right.

Ugh, cropping fail.

It was time to catch up with Dave again for lunch and given that he works a block away from The Mess Hall and rates its no-fuss Northern Italian-inspired meals, we decided to go there. My boyfriend, Marty, also happened to be in town that weekend so we decided to do a three-person lunch. At one o’clock on a windy and cloudy Friday afternoon, we rocked up in time to see virtually no empty tables in the multi-level canteen. Luckily there was a spare table on the footpath for us so we could enjoy our lunch against the background of trees and a ‘bukake of pollen’ (oh, Marty…) swarming around us.

Our meals took a while to arrive – I remembered more than 30 minutes had passed between us ordering our food and our dishes arriving at our table because Dave kept anxiously looking at his watch as he had to return to work. Granted, it was a busy Friday lunchtime trade so I guess it was to be expected. But still. Anyway, Dave had ordered the orecchiette with pancetta, mushroom, broccoli, chilli and marsala ($20.50) the last time he ate here and highly recommended it, so that’s what I ended up with. Orecchiette, in Italian, means ‘small ears’ and each little pasta piece was painstakingly cut into shape and twisted to form a lovely ear lobe-like shape that was perfectly al dente. The sauce itself was brilliant – the crispy, salty pieces of pancetta beautifully meshed well with the earthy wild mushrooms while the chilli provided a kick, and the marsala added a sweet edge to the dish. I can certainly see why this is a staple dish on the ever-changing menu.

Marty decided to go for a pasta with a richer sauce. The oxtail ragu originally came with penne ($19.50) but he decided to be difficult by requesting orecchiette instead of penne (presumably they charged an extra dollar for the swap, but I can’t be too sure). The sauce in that pic looks a little shiny partly as a result of slow-cooking and the lovely gelatine oozing from the oxtail and into the ragu, and partly because my photo-taking skills leave much to be desired these days. Despite it, however, it was a fantastic dish. It was so wonderfully rich, tasty and intoxicating that Marty couldn’t get enough of it – in fact, he insisted that we returned to The Mess Hall a couple of days later just so he could have this dish again. Yep, that good. It’s a shame that this dish is only a seasonal dish – understandably so, it IS very rich – because I can still see Marty ordering it on a 40 degree day…

Dave decided to shy away from pasta this time. He ordered the pork belly with cauliflower couscous and pickled beetroot ($27.50). The pork may look a tad dry in the photo, but trust me when I say that it was one tender piece of fatty Babe with a tidy layer of crispy skin. The pickled beetroot pieces and the accompanying vinaigrette accentuated the sweetness of the juicy pork meat while the cauliflower couscous was hidden safely under the piece of pork (and subsequently, I didn’t get a chance to try it). It was a decent dish, but given how good the two pasta dishes were, eating the pork belly was underwhelming (and unfairly so, I might add).

Even though the pork belly was more than filling enough, Dave also ordered a side of polenta chips with aioli ($9.50) to share between us. I’m can’t remember what the boys thought of the polenta chips (from memory, it was Dave’s first time eating them) but I thought those perfectly-formed Jenga blocks of polenta-y goodness were perfectly cooked – crunchy to begin with, but super-soft on the inside. Unfortunately, the three of us struggled to finish them off because we were too full but they would definitely be something we’d order should we return here for pre-dinner wines and nibbles or something.

Two days later, Marty and I were back. While Marty ordered his oxtail ragu again, I opted for a sausage pizza ($19.50). A crispy flat base housed a generous sprinkling of Italian pork sausages accompanied by broccoli, tomato, chilli and provolone cheese. I can’t say that it was the best pizza I’ve ever had – the base lacked crunch, while the tomato-based sauce was weak. The combination of toppings seemed to blend well together, however, I felt that if they had used a better quality pork sausage (i.e. one with a bit more flavour), then the pizza would have tasted a LOT better. I should have made like Marty and ordered another pasta this time around but oh well, there’s always next time…

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Don’t Wanna Read About The Muck They’re Raking… Peanuts, Peanuts

11 Nov

Purple Peanuts
620 Collins Street
Melbourne VIC 3000
+61 3 9629 3988

On a street that’s littered with dime-a-dozen bastardised Japanese kiosks that sell mediocre udon dishes and overly-vinegared sushi rolls, one can’t help but wonder why owner Peter Handras decided to open his own Japanese café on the Southern Cross end of Collins Street, Purple Peanuts. But when you walk into the former Boost Juice site, however, and take in the quirky artefacts such as memorabilia from the 1964 Tokyo Olympics and the little neat rows of brown rice sushi rolls and fresh salads at the counter, you know that you’re not standing at an ordinary sushi kiosk.

This place has got to be one of the coolest Japanese eateries around. Sure, Don Don on Swanston Street has its own steez going on, what with a repetitive jazz soundtrack playing as your beef sukiyaki don is being dished out while Shoya is cool in a grown-up sophisticated kind of way. I am, however, hard-pressed to find a place that’s like Purple Peanuts. Where else can you find a Japanese eatery that plays music from The Clash to Stevie Wonder while you watch a wickedly cool Japanese chef with the most amazing dreadlocks make you a prawn burger in less than one minute? Here, punters walk in and out clutching bags of not just those aforementioned burgers but also bags of fried onigiri, brown and white rice sushi rolls while many more scramble to find a seat in order to enjoy their dish – either chicken curry on rice or a Kyoto bean minestrone, a hearty soup dish that takes cues from Italy and Japan.

The first time I visited, I ordered the Gammodoki tofu vegie burger ($9), a dish that was bestowed the honour of being the best vegetarian dish of 2011 by The Age Cheap Eats Guide. I’m not usually one to order vegetarian dishes when I eat out, but I decided to give it a go. A Turkish bread roll enveloped the tofu pattie, which consisted of a lovely mixture of tofu, beans, carrot, onion, oats, egg, sake, sesame and ginger, some mixed salad greens and a generous splash of teriyaki sauce and Japanese mayonnaise. I actually had it sit in my shopping bag for at least an hour before devouring it so you’d think that the bun would turn into a soggy mess but no, the bread remained chewy, the tofu stayed crispy while the flavours worked their magic.

Delicious.

I also love the tsuke don ($10.90), a warm rice dish that I’ve ordered on several occasions. Traditionally comprising of huge chunks of raw tuna on top of a dome of rice, this version was slightly tweaked to make it look prettier. Instead of tuna, we got small cubes of fresh salmon sashimi marinated in mirin, sake, soy and sesame which mingled effortlessly with cubes of pickled daikon, cucumber and onions and a sprinkle of seaweed salad to counter-balance the vinegared rice. It might look like a light dish but it was surprisingly very filling (though I shouldn’t really be surprised because, well, rice equals carbs, duh) – filling enough for me to eat late in the afternoon and not have dinner afterwards. Yeah.

For something lighter, I implore you to try the prawn salad ($9.50). On a hot day, nothing beats a handful of organic soba noodles, five fresh prawns (big ones, too!), inari tofu skin strips and crispy vegies (sliced avocado, cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, Spanish onion, salad greens) and shredded nori all held together seamlessly by a creamy sesame dressing, with chilli on the side for those who like it hot. Light, fresh and delicious – you’d be hard-pressed to find anything within a 50 metre radius that tastes as good as this.

I’m reluctant to made a comment about their sushi rolls, though. Yes, I’ve had them before (both the lobster roll and the teriyaki chicken roll – two of the four rolls that Shirley ordered one evening but couldn’t finish so she kindly gave them to me to take home and try), however I did not actually eat them until the very next day. As a result, the rice was dry and the lobster and chicken respectively were starting to lose their flavour. For what they’re worth, though, they weren’t too bad but I really have to come back and try them fresh before I can give a thumbs up or thumbs down. Given how much I like their other dishes, though, I can’t see myself telling you guys that you’re better off buying your sushi at one of those crappy sushi kiosks further down Collins Street. Not even if they’re cheaper than, well, peanuts.

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I Got Seoul But I’m Not A Seoul-dier

9 Nov

Seoul House
234 Russell Street
Melbourne VIC 3000
+61 3 9663 8883

Summer, to me, means not just cricket, hot bodies and crappy free-to-air programming, it also means BBQ season. And by BBQ season, I don’t just mean the Aussie tradition of cooking Coles-brand sausages and steaks on the barbie while sipping ice, cold cans of beer and slapping bratty four year old boys. I also mean BBQ in the Korean sense – a table with several of your mates (in my case, it was Yoko and John Cathy and Aaron), one of the oldest Korean restaurants in the CBD and lots and lots of meat.

The original plan was to go to Kitchen Workshop for their buffet dinners but after much whinging about how much of a walk Crown was from where we were, we decided to go to Seoul House for their $28 p/h All You Can Eat Korean BBQ meal. Seoul House was actually the first Korean restaurant I’d ever been to (oh, take me back to 1999 where white jeans were cool and so was “white house”) but being the food philistine that I was back then, I had not developed an appreciation of food beyond McChicken nuggets, Lygon Street Italian fare and Sushi Sushi smoked salmon hand rolls. Subsequently after my meal at Seoul House, I dismissed Korean food merely as ‘meat that was too sweet and gross.’ These days, however, I am obviously more discerning – and hell, I’ve even learnt to like Korean food – so I was looking forward to this meal.

How did this All You Can Eat thing work? Basically, they plonk a bunch of ubiquitous Korean side dishes in front of you (bean shoots, spicy cucumber, kim chi, cold noodles etc) and of course, they refill whatever you want more of. Some places usually offer a second refill for free before they start charging you for subsequent refills while others are happy to keep churning out those small bowls of kim chi etc for free – Seoul House happen to be in the latter group. I was impressed with the service at Seoul House on the night we went – the waiters who served us were never without a smile on their face (even after Aaron requested, like, the 5 billionth serving of beef bulgogi) and our water glasses were always refilled promptly.

We also got spring rolls and fried Korean dumplings (mandu). The spring rolls tasted like the frozen variety while the dumplings were not the best I’ve ever had. We didn’t bother with refills.

We had meat. Lots of it! From bulgogi beef to BBQ spare ribs to spicy pork BBQ (which tasted strangely identical to the spicy chicken BBQ – not even kidding, couldn’t even distinguish between the two meats!). It wasn’t the best quality meat I’ve had (it was obvious that they used the cheapest quality they could get) but hey, a good marinade can make even the poorest quality meat taste halfway decent. Plus, you’re here for quantity over quality and that’s what we got – countless top-ups of meat, particularly the bulgogi and the spicy chicken which would have upped Aaron’s and my protein count to gazillion grams for the day (not so much Cathy’s though – she’s sensible).

We were also given squid, octopus and mushrooms to barbecue. It was Aaron’s first time eating octopus and although he was initially reluctant (he was never a big seafood fan, you see), Cathy forced him to take a nibble. He hated it. Oh well.

A hot pot of soy bean soup also came with the banquet, but it mostly remained untouched. Not that there was anything wrong with it (well, it wasn’t OMG fantastic either) – it was just that we would rather eat the meats, hah!

Given that Aaron and I probably ate our weight in meat, I can honestly say that it’s worth giving the All You Can Eat banquet at Seoul House a go. If you have a little stomach like Cathy, I think you’re better off ordering a main meal such as a bowl of bibimbap (though I can’t vouch for the bibimbap here) but if you’re a carnivore with a ferocious appetite, this is the place for you. It may not serve the best Korean BBQ in terms of quality (Hwaro does it best, in my opinion) but you certainly get what you pay for (i.e. meat that’s sweet, but not overly so, and not at all gross) and a lot more.

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